[Blooper #1]
I was still half asleep this morning after I brought the trash outside our house. My bottom barely fell flat on the sofa when I heard a CRACK sound. I turned around and saw by brother-in-law’s Oakley shades broken. Waaaah! That gave me enough jolt to wake up from my half-asleep state. What to do? I immediately created a draft SMS since I was about to go to market. But, I heard from their room that Kuya is already awake so I was really fidgety on what to do. The oakley could cost me my thirteenth month pay, and breaking was clearly my fault. Despite knowing him for 8 years, I can honestly say that I am still afraid of him, much more if he is victimized by my oh so careless ways. Well I had to tell the truth, but I was surprised he didn’t get angry. Thank God it was just a fake Oakley worth 80 pesos. Am I relieved!
[Blooper #2]
After arriving from market, my young nephew took a call from his father’s phone. I heard the voice from the other line and she sounded like my sister’s friend who is in the province. I said out loud that it must be Ate Kai. Kuya took the phone from Biboy and joked around with the caller. To his surprise it was a contact agent from the Bank who wants to contact my sister. I was already in the toilet when I heard Kuya said that I was wrong and he got embarrassed by what he just did. You can just imagine me wanting to bang my head on the ceramic wall. I have no face to show anymore. It was really nice that he was in a good mood today; otherwise I may be receiving my eviction notice by end of day. 
Aside from the bloopers today I got a call from our boss in Japan. He rarely calls us, but since our boss here in Manila is not in, he called me directly regarding our task progress. It was good that he asked via IM before he called. But it was a frightener nonetheless.
Well, all in a day of the clumsy one.
